Grant a wish

his is a really funny game that isn' too hard to do. If you have a really good imagination, you'll love it! The Rules are Simple:

1. The first person posts a wish.

2. The second poster grants the first wish, but with a twist so the granted wish is rendered useless. They then wish for something of thier own.

Ex:
Poster #1: I wish I had a million dollars.

Poster #2: Granted, but you get it in pennies.

I will start:
I wish I could control nature

granted, but you can only control gentle winds

I wish I could have a bottomless bag of credit cards.

Granted but when you put the credit cards in the bag they all fall out because the bag is bottom less xD


I wish i had 1000 posts

lool!!!!!

granted, but you get 1000 posts in your mailbox thus causing it to break. now you need a new mailbox!

I wish I had everyone in the world as a friend.

Granted but some of your friends are evil and kill you.



I wish i had the best website in the world

Granted but you have to get it by digging yourself a hole and going into the world.

I wish I was famous and everyone knew me.

wish granted but.............

Many people hated you

I wish to be a moderator in big sites

Granted but no one likes you as a mod and puts a virus on your computer


I wish i had a real dot com site

Granted, you get a 1cm x 1cm site with a dot on it.

I wish I had an awesome mobile phone.

Granted but it's so cool some one steals it.


I wish i was super man.

Granted, but someone killed one before you became one.

I wish I had 200 laptops for some random reason...

Granted but they all get hacked by me and and you have to pay 1000 dollars to repair them all


I wish i had a dog

Granted but the dog bit you and it ran away.

I wish I had an iPod Touch

Granted but you pressed on it so hard it broke.


I wish i had a psp